Top 5 Martial Arts FAIL Videos
I’m back from an absurdly long hiatus, though with the potential excuses of a broken laptop, a misplaced camera, and lots of traveling and visitors before, during and after the holidays. Anyway, to get rolling again and to kick off 2009, I thought I’d start with one of my all-time favorite things in life: videos of martial arts jackasses. Here’s my Top 5 list:
5. Karate Master vs. Wok Full of Burning Embers
4. Karate Guy vs. Coconuts & Metal Railing
3. Delusional Air-Punching Master vs. Actual Kickboxer
2. Jersey Guy vs. Wood Boards, a.k.a. “Ya Gotta Hold It”
1. Afro Ninja
Of course, all of these videos owe a massive debt to the platonic ideal of the martial arts fail video, “Afro Ninja.” Nothing else will ever come close. Without Afro Ninja, the Internet itself would be at least 50% less hilarious.
With over 80 million views worldwide (at least 1,000 of them by me), Afro Ninja has now come forward to talk about his experiences and is hoping to turn his embarrassing video fame into a feature film. I wish him luck!
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